"BECAUSE LIFE ... IS A HORROR MOVIE !"
Hey to my friends and fellow netizens who just ended up on this homepage. My name is Johnny. I am a pretty chill 19-year-old dog. I work at the hockey rink in town which is kewl and I like horror movies and hanging out with my friends. All-in-all my life is pretty great.
You can click on the links to the side to learn a little bit more about my life... now aren't you lucky?

This is a photo of me... don't I look hot ?? More pics with less clothes in my photos folder... if you dare... (OK keep it in your pants ha ha)
- Born: June 1, 1987 (Gemini) in West Peak, Minnesota, currently 19 years old
- Nationality: Native and White
- Location: West Peak, Minnesota (a small town 2 hours north of Minneapolis off of I-35... if you're in Canada turn around)
- Species: Samoyed Dog
- Height: 5 foot 11
- Weight: 185 pounds (if I look heavier it's just the fluff)
- Eye Color: Brown
- Clothing: I like wearing baseball caps (go golden gophers), hockey merch (go wild and also go west peak foresters), big sweatshirts, big shorts... all around big clothing but don't think that I'm compensating for something if you know what I mean
- Interests: HORROR MOVIES!!!!! hockey, playing video games, driving around, walking in the woods, ATVs (i wish i had my own but i don't work enough shifts for that XD), cameras, aliens, monsters, writing, blogging, being generally hawt
- Favorite Music: bloodhound gang (Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo is my favorite song of theirs), barenaked ladies, gorillaz, eminem
- Favorite Food: grilled cheese, fries, frybread, oranges, blue ewe
- Favorite Colors: BLOOD RED, black
- Favorite Shows: south park, survivor (guatemla is my favorite seasons... SHE SAYS I HAVE ADD!!!!), big brother, the real world, x files, twin peaks, anything scary, arrested development, the simpsons
- Favorite Games: guitar hero, metal gear solid, silent hill, resident evil, GTA
- Favorite Movies: BLOOD CAMP!!!!! BLOOD CAMP I, BLOOD CAMP II, BLOOD CAMP III, BLOOD CAMP IV... american pyscho, amityville horror, saw... any horror that has to deal with houses... but i love all horror
- Job: i do concessions and take tickets at the local hockey rink. super awesome. love the beer league guys and they love me cuz i'm the one in control of their beer ha ha. i only work like 15 hours a week and i'm sometimes on call but i love it and i don't think i could work much more than that anyway
- Other Stuff: i wanna make horror movies someday... for now i just like making fake blood in my room which my parents totally hate ROFL
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This page was last edited November-22-2006
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